05/27/08
#41 "Punk's Not Punk
Why can't you dance at the punk bars without getting dirty looks? Maybe it's just me but I've always felt weird about it.
11/07/07
#40 "Scary times at work"
Last update was late, so I went ahead and updated again cuz i dont give a fuck. That dude really had pictures of a naked obese woman on his phone, with a little girl around, while I was waiting on him! I felt violated! I felt like Robert Stack was gonna try to find my molester! Lock the doors and tuck yourself in.
11/04/07
#39 "Glomp"
Random acts of affection? Whatever happened to random acts of vicious hate crimes? ...oh wait...
10/17/07
#38 "Beige"
I need to get a new job. I'm really afraid for my life sometimes.
10/09/07
#37 "Unfortunately"
This weeks Wednesdays, was an actual conversation, believe it or no. I often wonder about the clientele that purchase crickets, that maybe they are getting them for their own nourishment, to compliment their bird like brains.
10/02/07
#36 "I have Issues"
First Wednesdays in over a year... check it, Yoko's adventures in fish keeping, again. New job, same shit. enjoy.
6/02/06
"My Career is Rewarding"
With the heat of summer rollin' in, I am reminded of the passion and pride I take with my job. The asphyxiating embrace of a dusty finger snappin' feeling good time! HeeHaW! I am a wage slave Uncle Tom!
BTW, I drew this at work all sneaky like! (@.@)
05/28/06
This all started on the 2nd street bridge, and with a little movie called Forrest Gump. You may of heard of it. There was also a similar coincidence at my work at Selechell. Anyway, watch the damn movie, tards are funny as hell. When Forrest is making his innocent offering to his shamed lieutenant (DAN!) the frozen cow lactation, I really felt the gravity of the situation... does the value of a ice cream really match up to the shame lieutenant Dan suffers? The would be war martyr now a legless husk of a man? FUCK NO, YOU DAMN RETARD! As for the fish, this relates to my work, and Patrick Swayzee.
-yoko
"Me and the Bat-Man" 05/15/06
Me and Scoot saw this car and it said "Bat-Mobile" on it, and then I suggested we kidnap Bat-Man and put him on the roof of the car until he got grizzled and delirious! that's real wild since he is the world's greatest detective and yet he cannot un tape himself from the roof of the car! The wondrous things you think of at 6:30am in the mourning. (AND THAT'S WHAT I MEANT 'CAUSE I MOURN EVERYDAY BEFORE WORK!)
-yoko the bog bottom
